Only right now; not overall.
(via fuckyeahdementia)
Mr. Stay-Puft
Wherever you go, there you are
I’m a very lucky person.
I feel like I should of been living in the 90s. I think I’m living Dante Hicks’ life in Clerks except my girlfriend hasn’t sucked 34 dicks.
Speaking of relationships, my horoscope said “you are what you eat and that applies to your love life.”
Today I had Waffle House. At work, I go to Petro’s. I poop after I eat these foods. Does this mean my love life is shit? Or in the toilet?
Or both?
Do I care? Meh, not really anymore.
“37.” “In a row?!”
(Source: meganlovesto)
Why is it so seemingly hard for people to be faithful?
Maybe I should join the Peace Corps.
Alright people. The time has come. What should I do with my hair and beard?
Jesus Christ. Literally.
I’m pretty sure Jason Hiett is Chop Top’s brother somehow.
The Bagel Bruin: Time for REAL entry.
GIFS amaze me. They are so lol-ful.
Bruins still 2011 Stanley Cup Champs
The party is still raging. In two days, the Bruins will celebrate the two week anniversary of their sixth Stanley Cup championship! I’ve watched every bit of footage one hundred times over to relive the moment. I just…
oh no, i’ve said too much..
